"Huh?" Heiji looked like he was trying to decide if Kon was putting him on or not. The guy seemed serious, but...

"I can speak English, all right, but you got your Tokyo-ben down pretty pat. You sayin' you don't hear it?" It took study and time to get a language to the level of fluency he was hearing from Kon -- how could he be speaking another language and not realize it? It wasn't like the two could be easily confused.

"You know, I'd ask if Kudou'd put you up to this, but that guy ain't much for jokes."